把英文的翻译成中文而已:

1. When you are counting objects, you go

0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…

.

数数的时候从零开始，分别是0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D

2. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

有人问起公共汽车行程表的时候，会想到底是16位还是32位的（这个英文语境下才会有吧）。

3. When your wife says

If you don

t turn off that darn machine and

come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!

, and you chastise her

for for omitting the else clause.

因为听到你老婆说了If then而不带else子句的话你就骂她

虽然你老婆说的是

如果你不关机过来和我睡，那么我和你离婚！

4. When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to

the next page.

看书的时候老想找空白键来翻页。

5. When you look for your car keys using:

grep keys /dev/pockets

找钥匙的时候想用grep……

6. When you look for your homework using:

grep homework /dev/backpack

和上面差不多

7. When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

跟路由器之类亲热了一天之后，你拿起电话，开始拨IP号。

8. When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

你进电梯之后，双击目标楼层的按钮

9. When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

检查email邮箱比信箱更勤快，能记住网络地址而不能记住邮政投递地址。

11. When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you

re doing the math in octal.

对账单的时候才发现自己居然用八进制运算

12. When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.

13. You

re writing a homework assignment, and get the end of the line in the middle of a sentence, tack on a

\

, and continue writing on the next line.

写作业的时候发现有个句子要跨行了，你加了个

\

在行末再换行。

14. You try to sleep, and think …

telnet xxx.dreams.heaven

要睡觉了，telnet一下 你的梦*天堂主机。