不过还要开会,还是晚上开.
分类目录归档:笑话,笑话
过马路
过马路
不知道现在的小学一年级教材上还有没有这样的内容,我记得好多年前我读小学一年级的时候,第六课课文:
红灯 绿灯 人行横道 过马路,左右看,不在路上跑和玩。
今天过马路的时候确实左右看了几次,也顺利冲红灯了。
这个课文的原意是为了让小学生知道过马路的时候怎么保障自己的人身安全,左右看了没车你才过,晓得没有?
但在现代城市里面,行人通过马路的安全是靠什么保障的?交通规则。
不过在庞大的中国,交通规则无处不在么?汽车冲红灯必然会受到惩罚么?不然,因此,交通规则并不能完全保障你的安全,所 以你过马路的时候还是要左右看吧。
至于红灯时,左右看过之后还要不要闯呢?
想起清华西门右边的那个人行道的绿灯,万年不得一绿,按照它来过马路,真是等死人了。
说下去的理由,仿佛我在为大家冲红灯过马路找理由,那就改改论调好了。
现在的左右看,真的是看有没有车要过来么?不是,是看有没有人已经偷步了!车来不来是不重要的,关键有人已经抢先走在路中心争取时间过马路了。
呵呵,法不责众,而车也不敢对那么多行人开过去,于是红绿灯制度一次又一次被践踏。
风云之龙元争霸
记得本科的时候很喜欢看风云,在北京看的第一部电影就是和cong去海淀工人文化宫,看的风云之雄霸天下,后来在9#的时候,就每集必追,不过马荣成好像越来越懒,不久也终止了。
2月份看电视剧风云2,亦即龙元争霸,比起风云1拍得好多了,第二梦的黄奕mm除了鼻子大了点外,简直pp绝了。
这两天偶然想起两个主角的名字,才恍然大悟,聂风,即猎风,步惊云,就是捕惊云,是速度与霸气的象征。
法国间谍
终于在深圳把电影开斋了。
办了个会员卡,不过影院离住处实在有点远,一个小时左右才能到……
回来之后看影评,很多把它与007相比,搞笑么,法国人拍的搞笑片干嘛要跟007比呢
何况,那么多性感的美女模特,那么多的好车,本身就足够吸引眼球的了,嘎嘎
搞笑元素倒是比不上香港了
最喜欢是里面那只被拿来做实验的兔子,哈哈,性无能也那么悠闲啊。
第一天上班了!
我好久没有坐得那么累了,可是这种日子不知道还能持续到什么时候呢……
世风日下,连2021的端口都有人连
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:12:47 – (000001) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:12:47 – (000001) Too many times wrong password for user “TV” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:12:55 – (000002) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:12:55 – (000002) Too many times wrong password for user “TV” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:13:03 – (000003) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:13:03 – (000003) Too many times wrong password for user “TV” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:13:11 – (000004) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:13:11 – (000004) Too many times wrong password for user “TV” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:13:19 – (000005) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:13:19 – (000005) Too many times wrong password for user “MOVIE” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:13:27 – (000006) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:13:27 – (000006) Too many times wrong password for user “MOVIE” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:13:35 – (000007) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:13:35 – (000007) Too many times wrong password for user “MOVIE” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:13:43 – (000008) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:13:43 – (000008) Too many times wrong password for user “MOVIE” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:13:51 – (000009) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:13:51 – (000009) Too many times wrong password for user “MOVIE” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:13:59 – (000010) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:13:59 – (000010) Too many times wrong password for user “DOWN” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:14:07 – (000011) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:14:07 – (000011) Too many times wrong password for user “DOWN” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:14:15 – (000012) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:14:15 – (000012) Too many times wrong password for user “DOWN” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:14:23 – (000013) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:14:23 – (000013) Too many times wrong password for user “DOWN” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:14:31 – (000014) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:14:31 – (000014) Too many times wrong password for user “DOWN” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:14:39 – (000015) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:14:39 – (000015) Too many times wrong password for user “UP” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:14:47 – (000016) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:14:47 – (000016) Too many times wrong password for user “UP” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:14:47 – (000016) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:14:55 – (000017) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:14:55 – (000017) Too many times wrong password for user “UP” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:03 – (000018) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:03 – (000018) Too many times wrong password for user “UP” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:11 – (000019) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:11 – (000019) Too many times wrong password for user “DOWNLOAD” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:19 – (000020) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:19 – (000020) Too many times wrong password for user “DOWNLOAD” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:19 – (000020) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:27 – (000021) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:27 – (000021) Too many times wrong password for user “DOWNLOAD” – disconnecting
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[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:35 – (000022) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:35 – (000022) Too many times wrong password for user “DOWNLOAD” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:35 – (000022) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:43 – (000023) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:43 – (000023) Too many times wrong password for user “DOWNLOAD” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:43 – (000023) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:51 – (000024) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:51 – (000024) Too many times wrong password for user “UPLOAD” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:51 – (000024) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:59 – (000025) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:59 – (000025) Too many times wrong password for user “UPLOAD” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:15:59 – (000025) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:16:07 – (000026) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:16:07 – (000026) User UPLOAD logged in
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:16:23 – (000026) Too many times wrong password for user “LIST” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:16:23 – (000026) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:16:31 – (000027) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:16:31 – (000027) Too many times wrong password for user “LIST” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:16:31 – (000027) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:16:39 – (000028) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:16:39 – (000028) Too many times wrong password for user “GAME” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:16:39 – (000028) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:16:47 – (000029) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:16:47 – (000029) Too many times wrong password for user “GAME” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:16:47 – (000029) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:16:55 – (000030) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:16:55 – (000030) Too many times wrong password for user “GAME” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:16:55 – (000030) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:03 – (000031) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:03 – (000031) Too many times wrong password for user “GAME” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:03 – (000031) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:11 – (000032) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:11 – (000032) Too many times wrong password for user “GAME” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:11 – (000032) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:19 – (000033) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:19 – (000033) Too many times wrong password for user “MUSIC” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:19 – (000033) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:27 – (000034) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:27 – (000034) Too many times wrong password for user “MUSIC” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:27 – (000034) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:35 – (000035) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:35 – (000035) Too many times wrong password for user “MUSIC” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:35 – (000035) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:43 – (000036) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:43 – (000036) Too many times wrong password for user “MUSIC” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:43 – (000036) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:51 – (000037) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:51 – (000037) Too many times wrong password for user “SMTH” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:51 – (000037) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:59 – (000038) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:59 – (000038) Too many times wrong password for user “SMTH” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:17:59 – (000038) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:07 – (000039) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:07 – (000039) Too many times wrong password for user “SMTH” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:07 – (000039) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:15 – (000040) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:16 – (000040) Too many times wrong password for user “SMTH” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:16 – (000040) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:24 – (000041) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:24 – (000041) Too many times wrong password for user “SMTH” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:24 – (000041) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:32 – (000042) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:32 – (000042) Too many times wrong password for user “THU” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:32 – (000042) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:40 – (000043) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:40 – (000043) Too many times wrong password for user “THU” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:40 – (000043) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:48 – (000044) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:48 – (000044) Too many times wrong password for user “THU” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:48 – (000044) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:56 – (000045) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:56 – (000045) Too many times wrong password for user “THU” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:18:56 – (000045) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:04 – (000046) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:04 – (000046) Too many times wrong password for user “THU” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:04 – (000046) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:12 – (000047) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:12 – (000047) Too many times wrong password for user “TSINGHUA” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:12 – (000047) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:20 – (000048) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:20 – (000048) Too many times wrong password for user “TSINGHUA” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:20 – (000048) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:28 – (000049) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:28 – (000049) Too many times wrong password for user “TSINGHUA” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:28 – (000049) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:36 – (000050) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:36 – (000050) Too many times wrong password for user “TSINGHUA” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:36 – (000050) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:44 – (000051) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:44 – (000051) Too many times wrong password for user “TEMP” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:44 – (000051) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:52 – (000052) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:52 – (000052) Too many times wrong password for user “TEMP” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:19:52 – (000052) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:20:00 – (000053) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:20:00 – (000053) Too many times wrong password for user “TEMP” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:20:00 – (000053) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:20:08 – (000054) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:20:08 – (000054) Too many times wrong password for user “TEMP” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:20:08 – (000054) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:20:16 – (000055) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:20:16 – (000055) Too many times wrong password for user “TEMP” – disconnecting
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:20:16 – (000055) Closing connection
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:20:24 – (000056) Connected to 219.224.183.173 (Local address 219.224.118.147)
[5] Sat 22Jan05 20:20:24 – (000056) Closing connection
取照片
返还三方协议,并交转户口申请表到户籍办
终于把要做的事情都做完了,剩下只是请客吃饭购物逛街了。
毕业典礼
上午在综体,授学位仪式,挺无聊的,找waikok照了个相,呵呵,博士的学位服真是好看啊……不过这个倒没激起我读博士的欲望。
见到很多J8的人,boycool居然也来了,没穿白衬衫,害我一直笑他是不是佛学院毕业的,像个佛爷一样,哈哈哈哈,也去IBM CSDL了,做测试。像他那么快乐的也不容易啊。
winmoon说他的孩子7月份就要出生了,sigh,打击我啊!我什么都没有……
授完学位,就跟wft出去拍照,叫上yaker,因为红区昨天去过了,所以就到白区去了,无非是主楼到东门,冷啊。
路过经管学院,一看伟伦楼门口横幅,天哪,MBA和EMBA毕业的那么多,清华这个XBA工厂!
……
下午去领毕业证,看到tanya,原来他明天就去ATC上班了,太勤快了吧,咕咕。背着毕业证在主楼前走过,蓝天,万里无云,找不到一些可以说出口的心情。
这天下午领了学位服
硕士的好难看阿!!!
跑去大礼堂图书馆清华学堂工字厅照了一堆照片
在荷塘的时候接到宅急送的电话,急忙回宿舍把一箱书托运了回去
晚上范典请客。干锅居,吃得很不错,呵呵。
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